LOL :)

WELL now that i have gotten some feedback from the guys at xxxpornntalk i will try and do some things to my blog.Like write in whole words since that obviously gets people going lol .hmmm o and start using periods i think the reason im not using periods when i write is because i text so flipping much, and im just used to my txtin lingo lol but some crazzzzi shit happened at work today.These 2 girls were talking and one of the girls was asking a question well me being the nosey bitch that i am started to eavesdrop and you are not going to believe what i heard lol. ill put it up here as girl number 1 2 etc... and ill put some more hilarious shit that other strippers say at my job!

Stripper 1 (scratching): My pussy itches. It hurts. And it's got this wet stuff coming out. Stripper2: Did you get a STD test?Stripper1 (blank look): Huh? Stripper2: A STD test. For sexually transmitted diseases.Stripper1: ...what's that?Stripper2: A TEST! For the diseases you get from fuckin'!(LONG PAUSE. Stripper1: stares blankly, then looks shocked.)Stripper1: You can get diseases from fuckin'?!

hahahah the stupid shit ppl say o heres some more :)


stripper:Do you have any condoms, I just used my last one.
Me:Uhh...no....
Her: OMG!! DO you know how unsafe it is to not use a condom?? You really should be more careful!

Good for her for practicing safe sex . Bad for her for practicing any sex at work. Even worse that she asked me, cause I would rather not know who's fuckin the customers.


Girl: I got a guy that's gonna buy my boobs.
Me: Oh really, who?
Girl: XXXX, the stinky smelly guy that tries to get off through his pants. I'm gonna have to fuck him for a while, but shit, he's gonna pay $3000 for my boobs.
Me: The doctor quoted you at $7000 though.
Girl: Well I'm gonna have to find some other dudes to fuck to get the other money. You got any guys that I can fuck?
Me:Ummmm
Girl: Fuck it, I'm just gonna give the doctor the $3000 and tell him I need to finance the rest. Then I'll not pay him the rest of the money. If I don't have a bank account or anything they can take from me, what can they do, take back my boobs?

I walked away after that...

lol thts it for tonight ill do some more later on this week :)