MY CRAZY LIFE!!!

Wow i havent posted in like a million years lol. alot has been going on in my life right now like for instance last friday i got into a car crash and now i might have to get a new car booooo lol. :( It just sucks because i havent been working in like forever, good thing i have another job besides stripping. :) Just wanted to give an update about whats happening in my life ill prob update alot moreeeee this weekend but cant do too much today.I have to be in and out the door in like 2 min so ttyl blog readers :)

LOL :)

WELL now that i have gotten some feedback from the guys at xxxpornntalk i will try and do some things to my blog.Like write in whole words since that obviously gets people going lol .hmmm o and start using periods i think the reason im not using periods when i write is because i text so flipping much, and im just used to my txtin lingo lol but some crazzzzi shit happened at work today.These 2 girls were talking and one of the girls was asking a question well me being the nosey bitch that i am started to eavesdrop and you are not going to believe what i heard lol. ill put it up here as girl number 1 2 etc... and ill put some more hilarious shit that other strippers say at my job!

Stripper 1 (scratching): My pussy itches. It hurts. And it's got this wet stuff coming out. Stripper2: Did you get a STD test?Stripper1 (blank look): Huh? Stripper2: A STD test. For sexually transmitted diseases.Stripper1: ...what's that?Stripper2: A TEST! For the diseases you get from fuckin'!(LONG PAUSE. Stripper1: stares blankly, then looks shocked.)Stripper1: You can get diseases from fuckin'?!

hahahah the stupid shit ppl say o heres some more :)


stripper:Do you have any condoms, I just used my last one.
Me:Uhh...no....
Her: OMG!! DO you know how unsafe it is to not use a condom?? You really should be more careful!

Good for her for practicing safe sex . Bad for her for practicing any sex at work. Even worse that she asked me, cause I would rather not know who's fuckin the customers.


Girl: I got a guy that's gonna buy my boobs.
Me: Oh really, who?
Girl: XXXX, the stinky smelly guy that tries to get off through his pants. I'm gonna have to fuck him for a while, but shit, he's gonna pay $3000 for my boobs.
Me: The doctor quoted you at $7000 though.
Girl: Well I'm gonna have to find some other dudes to fuck to get the other money. You got any guys that I can fuck?
Me:Ummmm
Girl: Fuck it, I'm just gonna give the doctor the $3000 and tell him I need to finance the rest. Then I'll not pay him the rest of the money. If I don't have a bank account or anything they can take from me, what can they do, take back my boobs?

I walked away after that...

lol thts it for tonight ill do some more later on this week :)

life as we know it!!!!

well i just got in from 2 days of utter blisssss mmm i love the money i make and get from stripping because its like amazing what i can do and how i can do it i can take trips and all these other things of course i have to have another job as a cover up but that even makes me more money so theres really nothing wrong with that lol i cant wait to move next year because i really want to see what the world outside of new england is like i have never been to the west coast and im looking to go there to see a whole new world and just be me i guess i mean the east coast compaired to the west coast is like a universe of difference and people tell me that all the time im thinking about moving to vegas and working at a strip club there i mean theresssssssss lots of money to be made and im all bout the paper :P but other than the fact that i shake my asss for a lil piece of glasss has nothing to do with my intellengence i get straight a's in skool i listen to my daddy and u kno wateva but im an adult and can make my own choices as to what im going to do with my life and how im going to do it and noooooooo one i mean noo one is going to tell me how to do it :)

MY first post!!!!!!

wow i cant beleive i have a blog now lol its not only awesome but its also amazinggggg :) well to tell you a little about myself im 18 going on 19 in october of this year and i just wanted to post a blog about me and my daily struggles not only with food but also with my sort of secret persona tht i have well i am a stripper yes thts right you heard me stripper by night high school student by day lol well this year is my last year of high school soo im sorta glad about that lol i think its pretty cool and also awesome that i can share and write my fealings out and have people not only listen but reply back i am struggling with a moral delima here because its like i want to go to a good fashion college but my dad is only gonna front half of my tution so how am i gonna pay for the other half well by saving my stripping money of course and not only am i gonna b in college im gonna have to get a dorm rooom or an apartment and tht cost a wholeeeeeeeee lot so this is why i strip i was looking into getting into porn but im kinda chicken on that part :/ to me the whole stripping thing is like priviate i cant really get caught but PORN that is like me asking to get caught lol!!! and i cant have that happen im supposed to be a respictible young cathloic girl you know innocent modest which im none of thee above instead im wild obnoxious i get everythnig i need or want and if i dont im a compelete and total bitch to the maxxxx lol some ppl will try and say ooooo y cant you just get a normal job u kno as a waitress or something else well im not trying to be broke for the rest of my life in a whole bunch of debt not able to buy a house or raise a family sooo to all those people who say that only trash strip well i say u r totally wrong and people strip for college family kids and all the above you dont have to be smart to strip but you dont have to be smart to be a waiter either im not hating on any of the waiters out there i mean you gotta work for your money too but why should i have to sufer and live in a life of crap when i can strip and live a life of great! so dont knock it till you try it i say lol :)